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Shingles....................
This came to me in an email today. My apologies to you, Kevin, but honestly, this was the name of the guy. I did not make this up.
Kevin had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office
should appreciate this!
Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices
like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Kevin:
Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he
had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical
insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he
had... Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a
complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had.Kevin said,
'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test,
an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait
for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and
found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD LIKE I DID.... THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO SEND
THIS TO YOU....THESE DAYS WE NEED ALL THE LAUGHS WE CAN GET
Kevin had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office
should appreciate this!
Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices
like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Kevin:
Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he
had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical
insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he
had... Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a
complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had.Kevin said,
'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test,
an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait
for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and
found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD LIKE I DID.... THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO SEND
THIS TO YOU....THESE DAYS WE NEED ALL THE LAUGHS WE CAN GET
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Re: Shingles....................
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Keep smiling ... It'll make 'em wonder what you're up to!
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Re: Shingles....................
LOL ... I was actually thinking as I read this that the only shingles this Kevin wanted anything to do with were the kind with three tabs! LMAO!
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Re: Shingles....................
AIM88, I'm LMELAO!!!!
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Re: Shingles....................
Oh, good, Kevin, I made you laugh out loud!!!! Whooo hoooo!
:cheers:
SEB and Terbo, you are laughing so hard, it made me laugh again, haha!
:eggcolor:
:cheers:
SEB and Terbo, you are laughing so hard, it made me laugh again, haha!
:eggcolor:
Last edited by aim88 on Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:56 am; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : typos, and more typos)
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Re: Shingles....................
Aim88, 'ENCORE, ENCORE!!
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Re: Shingles....................
terbo56 wrote:Aim88, 'ENCORE, ENCORE!!
I can't right now, I'm in Cognito. I will be in Haler, Colorado to meet Chevysteve to help with his research on PP, but I'll be in Touch later.
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