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How tough should a school teacher be?
by rick152 Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:53 pm
Came to me in an e-mail and saw it as hilarious.
My kind of teacher (I'm still laughing!)
This one is dedicated to all my
friends who ever taught school, parented children or served their country.
A
former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps,
took a new job as a school teacher,
but just before the school year started, he injured his back.
He was
required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his
shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in
the school.
The punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former
Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any
pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and
sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked
up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
There was dead
silence. He had no trouble
with discipline that year.
My kind of teacher (I'm still laughing!)
This one is dedicated to all my
friends who ever taught school, parented children or served their country.
A
former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps,
took a new job as a school teacher,
but just before the school year started, he injured his back.
He was
required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his
shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in
the school.
The punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former
Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any
pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and
sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked
up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
There was dead
silence. He had no trouble
with discipline that year.
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Re: How tough should a school teacher be?
by Kevind53 Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:31 pm
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Re: How tough should a school teacher be?
by happywelshguy Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:00 pm
Maybe this is the answer your looking for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ7VWqj1QsM
My kind of teacher (I'm still laughing!)
This one is dedicated to all my
friends who ever taught school, parented children or served their country.
A
former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps,
took a new job as a school teacher,
but just before the school year started, he injured his back.
He was
required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his
shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in
the school.
The punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former
Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any
pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and
sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked
up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
There was dead
silence. He had no trouble
with discipline that year.
[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ7VWqj1QsM
My kind of teacher (I'm still laughing!)
This one is dedicated to all my
friends who ever taught school, parented children or served their country.
A
former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps,
took a new job as a school teacher,
but just before the school year started, he injured his back.
He was
required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his
shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in
the school.
The punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former
Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any
pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and
sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked
up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
There was dead
silence. He had no trouble
with discipline that year.
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Re: How tough should a school teacher be?
by SEBtopdog Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:15 pm
Great one, Rick152! I can absolutely picture the slack-jawed looks on the faces of the young toughs! 
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