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Post by HezekiaH Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:39 pm

Two , Dinar Investors, who go to Dinar websites daily inherit
the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years they are in
financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch
they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

The one Dinar investor balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 out west to where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon
leaving, he tells his partner, "When I get there, if I decide buy the
bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The
Dinar Investor arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull and
decides he does want to buy it. The man tells him that he can sell it
for $599, no less. After paying him, he drives to the nearest town to
send his Dinar partner a telegram to tell him the news.

He walks
into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my
Dinar partner telling him that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need
him to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we
can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word".

Well,
after paying for the bull, the Dinar Investor only has $1 left. He
realizes that he'll only be able to send his partner one word. After
thinking for a few minutes, he nods, and says, "I want you to send him
the word, 'comfortable'.

The telegraph operator shakes his head.
"How is he ever going to know that you want him to hitch the trailer to
your pick-up and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if
you send him the word, 'comfortable'?"

The Dinar Investor explains, "My Dinar partner slowly reads the Dinar websites all day and believes them. He will read the word slowly."

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Post by PALMER01 Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:55 pm

It took me a minute, but I got it.affraid
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Post by Kevind53 Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:11 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post by Catherine Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:40 pm

bigsmile Good one...at first I thought it meant come for table but then I got it!

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Post by Horizon Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:41 pm

lol! That's good ....I've heard that one Cajun Style also!

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