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Post by chevysteve Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:33 pm


The field had been narrowed to just 4 finalists for the last job offering at the local Walmart. All 4 finalsts would be brought into the interview office and be asked the same question. The person that answered the question most intellectually would in turn be rewarded with the job.

So candidate #1 was brought in and the following question was posed to him: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?? The candidate quickly responded "a thought"!! When asked why "a thought" was the quickest thing in the world the candidate replied "because a thought just happens in your head in a matter of milliseconds"!! The interviewer was quite impressed.

So, the second candidate was brought into the office and the same question was posed: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?? Without much hesitation candidate #2 said "the blink of an eye"!! Being pretty self explainatory the interviewer was very impressed and asked no further questions.

Candidate #3 was then brought in and asked the same question: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?? Quickly and confidently the guy replied "Light"!! The interviewer then asked why Light?? The guy replied that when he was a kid he could remember flipping a switch on his back porch and 100 yards away the light would come on in his daddy's work shop out back ...IN AN INSTANT!! Wow, the interviewer replied, thats really a great observation!

Finally.... Candidate #4 comes in the office and once and for all the interviewer asks: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?? Candidate #4 has to think for a few seconds and finally replies.....Diarrhea!! The interviewer was very shocked and asked.. Diarrhea?? Why Diarrhea?? The candidate responded: CAUSE THE OTHER NIGHT MY STOMACH GOT TA GURGLEIN SO I RAN TO DA BAFROOM AND FOR I COULD THINK, BLINK, OR TURN ON THE LIGHT, I cabbage ALL OVER MYSELF!!!


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Post by Kevind53 Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:23 pm

Not touchin that one .... unuh, no way ... One more for today. Pepper10

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Post by fang2 Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:14 pm

Sick.
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Post by chevysteve Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:16 pm

@fang2 wrote:Sick.

Thank you Fang :albino: :albino:
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Post by Terbo56 Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:17 pm

Embarassed :pale: :silent: 🇳🇴 One more for today. 927261665
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Post by fang2 Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:17 pm

You're welcome chevy !
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Post by chevysteve Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:06 am

@terbo56 wrote:Embarassed :pale: :silent: 🇳🇴 One more for today. 927261665

Terbo, what's that mean?? You pickin on me again??
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Post by Terbo56 Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:22 am

Chevy-No, not at all- That was in reference to the post that Kevind53 put on the thread,you know, the red pepper that had the 'Hysterectomy', and used 'cucumber' slices to draw out the to draw out the "numbzit'-affraid It' is 6 posts above-
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Post by chevysteve Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:46 am



Shame on me!!! I didn't look close enough at that one!!

I gotta go now before I wet myself!! That is FUNNY!!! KEV CRACKS ME UP!!
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Post by Terbo56 Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:50 am

Only Kevind53!! You couldn't sneak past him with an invisible coat!!Laughing
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