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Post by Peppermint Patti Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:53 pm

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it Normal.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever Comes out'?

13· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

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Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

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Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
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Post by Terbo56 Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:58 pm

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Post by abby ann Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:59 pm

HEY PP!!!!THATS CUTE!!!!!THANKS!!!
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Post by Terbo56 Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:14 pm

Like 'When is a door NOT a door?.........{When it's ajar}-, and Why do they call tenement buildings 'Apartments, when they are so close together??affraid
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Post by rick152 Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:26 pm

21. Does a dog think it is really peeing while on a walk and marks it's territory for the 16th time?

22. When your car battery goes dead...do the computers on board scream like they are starving?

23. Do BMW's and Mercedes really have turn signals or are the lenses only there for looks?

24. Why do people go fly fishing when all one needs to do is put meat on the table?

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Post by Horizon Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:30 pm

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Post by Terbo56 Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:31 pm

There are three different types of people- Those that MAKE things happen, those that WATCH things happen, and those that WONDER what happened-Twisted Evil
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Post by rick152 Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:36 pm

Why are they called tires when they hold the car up even when it's not moving?

How strong is that guy that puts the lid on the pickle jar?

Is the fence there so you can't see the neighbors or is it there to keep them in?

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Post by Terbo56 Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:46 pm

I like it!Razz
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Post by glasshalffull Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:17 am

the most important of all............WHERE DOES THAT SECOND SOCK DISAPPEAR TO IN THE WASH? FUN PONDERISMS.... 437791839 lol!
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Post by Terbo56 Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:30 am

Between the washer tub and the basket, or, if it is small enough,it can travel down and get stuck in the waterpump waste water tube-{ Been there, done that}!!Wink Wink
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Post by Splovengates Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:33 am

LOVE IT
Dont get me started—
I buy stamps by mail. It works until I run out of stamps.

So far this is the oldest I've been

People on a diet should have a "250 Island Dressing"

Should I continue?? I love these quotes

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Post by dinarstar Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:54 pm

@Splovengates wrote:LOVE IT
Dont get me started—
I buy stamps by mail. It works until I run out of stamps.

So far this is the oldest I've been

People on a diet should have a "250 Island Dressing"

Should I continue?? I love these quotes

Laughing ...please do!!

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Post by dinarstar Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:57 pm

@glasshalffull wrote:the most important of all............WHERE DOES THAT SECOND SOCK DISAPPEAR TO IN THE WASH? FUN PONDERISMS.... 437791839 lol!

I USED to think that was an urban legend...
or just a little story told me by one( Wink Wink ) of my...ex-wives...
UNTIL I did the the laundry Laughing

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Post by glasshalffull Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:23 pm

Laughing those socks have to come out sometime! FUN PONDERISMS.... 567726376
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Post by Terbo56 Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:28 pm

Yes, when the washer is disassembled-{ Make sure the water supply is shut off first,or you may get pressure rinsed for 3-4 minutes}!! Water pressure can really 'SOP' it to ya!!FUN PONDERISMS.... 3973136183 FUN PONDERISMS.... 3973136183 FUN PONDERISMS.... 1499845164 FUN PONDERISMS.... 1499845164 FUN PONDERISMS.... 3091836158 FUN PONDERISMS.... 974290055
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Post by glasshalffull Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:37 pm

ohh, hahahha, you are so funny, me use a screwdriver or hammer or whatever it takes to disassemble, surely you jest! FUN PONDERISMS.... 2467348311
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Post by Catherine Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:56 pm

If you've ever done laundry in a public setting (laundromat, apartments etc...) you may even find some OTHER person's missing sock (not socks-singular sock!). That is of course, after you have thoroughly checked the washer and dryer. Glad it was just a sock! Wink :shock:

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Post by SEBtopdog Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:13 pm

Yes, the socks disappear. But I have a theory that paper clips reincarnate as wire clothes hangers. And you have to be careful because the hangers will multiply if left in a closet by themselves. Razz

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Post by Terbo56 Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:17 pm

Why is it that they just 'hang around'? There are many uses for wire coathangers!Laughing
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Post by SEBtopdog Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:22 pm

@terbo56 wrote:Why is it that they just 'hang around'? There are many uses for wire coathangers!Laughing

OK, Terbo, whatcha got for suggestions, other than the obvious? scratch :geek:

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Post by Terbo56 Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:41 pm

Ok, here goes- Tailpipe hangers-{ when the original one rots or rusts off}, Also can be used as a flat strap{ to put between window and door to unlock your car when you forget the keys inside, when folded lengthwise in half, can be used as a toaster when you are camping, makes a great bird feeder hanger,you can also use it to hang beef suet up in a tree for the birds, you can use it to 'braze' something back together,using a torch to melt it, and you can also use it to put a roll of t-paper on when you are camping, also, if you have a broken safety catch under the hood of the car, you can use it to tie down the hood 'till you put a new safety catch on, use it on a screen door if it has a busted catch or latch, 'till you get it fixed,it will hold a trailer tailgate on, as long as you use one for both sides, etc, etc-:cheers:
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Post by SEBtopdog Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:48 pm

@terbo56 wrote:Ok, here goes- Tailpipe hangers-{ when the original one rots or rusts off}, Also can be used as a flat strap{ to put between window and door to unlock your car when you forget the keys inside, when folded lengthwise in half, can be used as a toaster when you are camping, makes a great bird feeder hanger,you can also use it to hang beef suet up in a tree for the birds, you can use it to 'braze' something back together,using a torch to melt it, and you can also use it to put a roll of t-paper on when you are camping, also, if you have a broken safety catch under the hood of the car, you can use it to tie down the hood 'till you put a new safety catch on, use it on a screen door if it has a busted catch or latch, 'till you get it fixed,it will hold a trailer tailgate on, as long as you use one for both sides, etc, etc-:cheers:

Thanks, Terbo. I was stuck at using one to roast hot dogs or marshmallows for s'mores ... But it would have to be only the hangers that are not painted. You've opened up the possibilities, and I'll be on the lookout for more inspiration for the lowly wire coat hanger. Oh, and I stretch one out and swipe it under furniture when Molly bats one of her toys under there. When she was younger she could wriggle under there herself to retrieve toys, but no longer. She's not as svelte as she was when I rescued her. ☀

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Post by Terbo56 Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:52 pm

Seb- No problem- ANY time!! Just help the 'Doggie get her toys!!
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Post by Terbo56 Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:58 pm

Seb- When I lived in Maine, I learned real quick,the value of a coathanger, and always had some of them in the trunk of the car, or behind the seat in my truck- I broke an accelerator cable on my truck one cold night, and with a pair of wire cutters and a flashlight, I cut off a 6 inch piece of hanger ,and bent it to fit the linkage on my truck to get back to Bangor, Maine, from Mapleton Maine, a trip of about 184 miles- It was 25 below zero that night-[ Mapleton, Maine is very close to the Canadian border, to the east, in Aroostook County}affraid
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Post by Kevind53 Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:17 pm

Ah yes the ever handy coat hanger ... that and a roll of duct tape and you are ready for almost anything ... and maybe a section of an old rubber hose.

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Post by rick152 Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:47 pm

I live in a National Forest. Every week without fail someone comes in to ask where the closest place they can buy gas. The nearest gas is 11 miles.

So the ponderism is this: Why do people drive out into the wilderness and then look for gas?

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Post by Splovengates Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:54 pm


WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE?
Celebrities who adopt 3rd-World babies and call them "Rain Forest"
People who move their lips while I'm talking!
People who give their car or house a name.
Actors who drive race cars.
Guys who wear a suit & tie to a ball game.
People who drink carrot juice out of a shot glass.


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