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Post by Horizon Tue May 22, 2012 2:45 pm

Just a little Smiles to help add to your day.....



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Post by Horizon Tue May 22, 2012 2:47 pm

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Post by rick152 Tue May 22, 2012 2:49 pm

Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile :)Here is a few more smiles to go with

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Post by Horizon Tue May 22, 2012 2:53 pm

Subject: Senior Bus Trips (this is a good one)

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a
highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers
him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
> > > > >
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again ....he asks the
little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

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Post by Horizon Tue May 22, 2012 3:16 pm

Something that might make you smile....just a little joke....

Three women die together in an accident

And go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:

Don't step on the ducks!'


So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
There are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
And although they try their best to avoid them,

The first woman accidentally steps on one.
A long comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day,
The second woman steps accidentally on a duck
And along comes St. Peter,
Who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
With the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,
Not wanting to be chained
For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,

VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months
Without stepping on any ducks,
But
One day St.Peter comes up to her
With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
.... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve being
Chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,

I don't know about you,
But I stepped on a
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Post by abby ann Tue May 22, 2012 3:22 pm

THATS SO SWEET HORIZON!!!!THANK YOU!!!!I SURE HOPE I DON'T GET CHAINED TO AN UGLY PERSON!!!!
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Post by Horizon Tue May 22, 2012 3:30 pm

Well ....don't step on any Ducks, and you better not chase them either, then maybe you want get chained to a ugly person!!!!!Smile Thoughts.... 16_8_2

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Post by abby ann Tue May 22, 2012 3:50 pm

NO DUCK STEPING!!!!GOT IT!!!!!WHAT ABOUT DOGODDIES???IS THAT OK?????????SURE DO WANTA BLOW IT!!!!!
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Post by Terbo56 Tue May 22, 2012 7:05 pm

Every time I 'Broke wind' when I was a kid my grandmother would say,'Quit steppin' on those ducks'-affraid
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Post by rick152 Tue May 22, 2012 8:05 pm

@terbo56 wrote:Every time I 'Broke wind' when I was a kid my grandmother would say,'Quit steppin' on those ducks'-affraid

That is funny there terbo56, Absolutely!

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Post by SEBtopdog Tue May 22, 2012 8:25 pm

@terbo56 wrote:Every time I 'Broke wind' when I was a kid my grandmother would say,'Quit steppin' on those ducks'-affraid

I think I would have liked your grandmother, terbo56. She sounds funny and proper all at once. :flower:

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Post by Terbo56 Tue May 22, 2012 8:30 pm

Yes, Seb, she was somethin' else- She passed away in 1973-I thought it was going to kill me, to think that 'Grammie' wasn't going to be around any more- A very sad day, it was-:(
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Post by SEBtopdog Tue May 22, 2012 8:35 pm

@terbo56 wrote:Yes, Seb, she was somethin' else- She passed away in 1973-I thought it was going to kill me, to think that 'Grammie' wasn't going to be around any more- A very sad day, it was-:(

Well, you know you'll see her again someday, terbo. And also know how happy it would make her to know that you honor her memory by telling loving, happy stories about her. Smile Thoughts.... 2474380249

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Post by Terbo56 Tue May 22, 2012 8:45 pm

That was very nice, Seb- Thankyou so much!!Very Happy
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