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You just never know...do ya? Funny!
OK then...This will cause you to have the full gammit of emotions all in one short post. Sometimes the grains of salt are pretty big. LOL
A young man shopping in a
supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped,
she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at
him.
She finally overtook him at the
checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel
ill at ease; it's just that you lookso much like my late
son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd
call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so
happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her
way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved and
smiled back at him..
Pleased that he had brought a
little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..
"How come so much? I only bought 5
items."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your
Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
Bet you thought this was
going to be a tear jerker.
Don't trust Little Old
Ladies!!!
A young man shopping in a
supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped,
she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at
him.
She finally overtook him at the
checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel
ill at ease; it's just that you lookso much like my late
son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd
call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so
happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her
way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved and
smiled back at him..
Pleased that he had brought a
little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..
"How come so much? I only bought 5
items."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your
Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
Bet you thought this was
going to be a tear jerker.
Don't trust Little Old
Ladies!!!
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Re: You just never know...do ya? Funny!
Cleaver thinking....Hope it don't give anyone any ideas!!!!!
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