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Post by rick152 Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:37 am

Just a little entertainment for this evening. Sent to me in an e-mail enjoy

Top This One For A Speeding Ticket in Kingsville , TX

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Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville , TX.


One of the
officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles
approaching the town of Kingsville . The officers were suddenly
surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and
climbing.




The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off.












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Just
then a deafening roar over the Mesquite tree tops on Hwy 77 revealed
that the radar had in fact, locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was
engaged in a low flying exercise near this, it's Naval Air home base
location in Kingsville TX.



Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus Christi the
Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Naval Base Commander in
Kingsville for shutting down his equipment.




The reply came back in true USMC style:




"Thank you for your letter....

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.


Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment's location.


Fortunately,
the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it
was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was
able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position on the side of Hwy 77,south. of Kingsville .


The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when swearing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.


Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster."


Semper Fi



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Post by Joyman3:27 Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:13 am

Good one!

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Post by bobd Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:43 am

thanks joyman. this story is a hoot. i have already relayed it 4 times. way to funny.

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Post by bobbysac Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:43 am

thats good ,ty

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