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Post by LadyInRed Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:27 am

This does not reflect my personal views. But was sure funny!!

Humor - Free Kittens

Friday, March 30, 2012

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of
her home.
Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her
hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her.
Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama.
What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.


Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR
chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president
should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her
discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up,
this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his
limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out
there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you
told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know.

But today, they have their eyes open."


Posted by
John MacHaffie


Read Article Here: http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/2012/03/humor-free-kittens.html


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Post by renny123 Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:39 am

i love it

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Post by lonestartxcowboy Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:55 am

That is realy funny. I love political satire! And then we have the "Do Nothing Congress"!
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Post by rick152 Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:24 pm

Sooooo spot on. great post!

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Post by LadyInRed Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:57 pm

Lol is funny ha! Again has no reflection on my personal beliefs, but is funny!

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