Why men don't write advice columns

Dear Walter:


I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him, and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neith er of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help me with my problem?





Sincerely,


Mrs. Sheila Usk






Dear Sheila:



A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.


Walter

You ain't right-

But has he been left?

Yes, to the 'Left' of zero!!

terbo56 wrote:You ain't right-

Thanks Terbo:)

I suppose the guys here think this is much funnier than the gals do:twisted:

Chevy- It doesn't take much 4 women to get 'Pizzed' nowadays, and some fail to see the humor in alot of things, depending on how those things are presented-

I dont see what the problem is here

Prudenceart- You have a P.M.-

heres advice to you all pump and dump

Say what??:?:

made a mistake meant do not listen to pumbers and you will not go crazy

jayzze wrote:made a mistake meant do not listen to pumbers and you will not go crazy

Jayzze.................... I think you're too late.

8)

Well well well It seems we have sunken to a new low.

First peeps here hang themselves out on the most mundane and lame of subjects. Over and over peeps log on and go through add things to WORTHLESS material to these posts.

I have said before that this site OOM will BY FAR have the most "LOTTERY LOSERS" SOME OF YOU PEEPS OFFER nothing AND fanny CONSTANTLY!!

NOW... you and the mods on this thread that find yourselves so BIG of people that your childish and blatent disrespect for women when half the site is and is owned by women.

I have copied and pasted the thread and forwarded to miske so all you disrespectful ungrateul peeps have a nice day

LOVE EACH OTHER AND YOURSELF ...RICK152


Excuse yourselves from this site now and be done with you!

Oh for crying out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the women on this site that think I said something to offend them, It was not meant to be taken the wrong way or out of context- I merely said that some women look at things in a different light than others do- And ,if I somehow said things,which I do not think I did,that made you feel uncomfortable, Then I sincerely Apologize for making you feel that way- It was NOT my intention, what so ever to demean or degrade anyone here on this site- Again to all, mymost sincere apologies-:(

Terbo, you did not say anything wrong. I thought the post was very funny!!!! You have nothing to be sorry for.!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess there are"Others that may differ with you-:(