Wild Story Contest

I think I have finally figured this thing all out....

There is a Wild Story Contest out there and nobody told us about it.

Because the only people that can compete are Guru's

Whoever can tell the wildest story wins the contest and the prize.

Question is what is the prize ??? -- It must be a good one because there have been some real whoppers when it comes to stories.

Everyone needs to settle in. No RV in Iraq yet, because the GOI is not complete yet.

There can not be an Iraq RV for the rest of the world before it RV's in Iraq.

Shabibi said he would RV the currency as soon as the GOI was complete.

Hopefully that will happen soon. GOD BLESS !

Thanks for your POST... and your positive words of hope...

DISCLAIMER: I have neither been, nor am I now a GURU or 'highly placed' person with whom the PTB confide or inform. HOWEVER,

After completing MY OWN independent study of the situation... AND comparing the phenomenon with tried and true PARTY GAMES experience... the following is UNDENIABLE proof of the REASONS so much information may neither BE timely NOR ACCURATE...

CASE STUDY: Applying the concept of a 'circle of friends and family' where a short sentence (series of individual words and/or phrase) is whispered into the ear of the person to your right, and that person (supposedly) whispers that same short sentence (series of individual words and/or phrase) into the ear of the person to his/her right... and this process CONTINUES around the 'circle of friends' from person to person... when FINALLY, the LAST PERSON announces the message to ALL present...
AMAZINGLY... the message ALMOST EVERY TIME... ends up NOTHING AT ALL as shared AT THE BEGINNING.

IN THIS EXAMPLE: NO ONE suspects that ANYONE within that 'circle of friends and family' would or could attempt to 'pass on' malicious, or intentionally INACCURATE information... HOWEVER, for WHATEVER reason, in THIS 'field of dreams', there MAY WELL be undisclosed/disclosed reasons for inaccurate short sentences of 'rumor-tel' (series of individual words and/or phrase) being passed / whispered into the ears of those known as gurus.

May God protect, guide and direct ALL words and phrases as we WAIT UPON Jehovah Jireh... Our Provider to accomplish ALL that HE is in control of... the exact rate... the exact date and the precise moment of release of HIS BLESSINGS and ABUNDANCE here on earth!

NO matter what... HE knows WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE AND WHY... and HE will be the WINNER of this contest... at the end of HIS day... THIS I believe... with ALL MY HEART!

MiddleClassMaiden :flower:

This has been the LONGEST competition..... and the winner is

Well my story for the day is ....I am going to run to the woods, without computer, or phone! (no service) I am going to forget all about everything except the peace and quite of nature, riding my horse, and enjoying good times with friends around the campfire! Then when I get home....Boom we are going to be able to go to the Bank and Exchange that pretty paper for some Real Stuff we can spend!!!!!I hope you all can take a break and enjoy the weekend!!!!
Forget the Guru Drama for a couple of days!!!! When we come back it will be done!!!!

Ponee wrote:This has been the LONGEST competition..... and the winner is

Dinarling - Don't know how many of you remember the old coot, but his most famous story was after Okie told his followers to quit their jobs and cash in on Tuesday. Well old Dinarlng made up this story about camping out at the bank, arguing with the execs at the bank on Tuesday morning to the point of being threatened with police action, and then with uncontrollable rage turning out of the parking lot and causing a huge accident.

Well, none of this story told by Dinarling was true, but you would be amazed at the number of Okie zombies on our old site who believed every word of it. Dinarling was later banned for questioning Okie's wisdom or sincerity in telling his multitude of zealots to quit their jobs because he was guaranteeing an RV.

Dinarling was later reinstated at my request by Ponee, but he has not been seen or heard from in some time. The last we saw of him he was guzzling down some believed to be tainted shine. God bless Dinarling!