A little Humor

My bladder throbbs and bowels they ache,
I can not sleep nor stay awake,
My puter screen holds me sitting there,
My thoughts are lost in a vacant stare.
I lost my house, my boat my car,
My families gone, I hope not far,
For five years now I've bet it all,
The screen may pop or I'll get a call,
But it will be great and glorious for all to see,
When I am rich from the great RV,

My wife she said you went to far,
With your wish upon a distant star,
The kids all say that grandmas is just fine,
While mama's down at welfare waiting in a line,
Still they smile and wave when they pass me by,
And laugh at poor old daddy and his pie up in the sky,
The van it is now leaking and the tires almost flat,
But I'll keep on sitting though I have to wear a hat,
But it will be great and glorious for all to see,
When I am rich from the great RV,

My parents they disowned me, my sister stole my cat,
He really was quite skinny, she's made him big and fat,
Still I own a few things like the shirt upon my back,
And I have my wifi so the websites I can track,
I had to quit smokeing, it's been good for my health,
And none of this will matter once I have my wealth,
I posted on the web blogg it's not all just for me,
Becasue I am doing this for God and my family,
But it will be great and glorious for all to see,
When I am rich from the great RV,

Men have fought and died as part of the great plan,
So we can have some money to help our fellow man,
It has been worth the price for what shall now cascade,
As long as the worst part someone else has paid,
Some have lost their lives and some just suffer pain,
It must be Gods plan because one day I'll see gain,
I find myself still waiting and now I need to vent,
So pointing at my scapegoats I'll blame the president,
But it will be great and glorious for all to see,
When I am rich from the great RV!!

Thanks for the humor!!!! I needed that ! You are very creative...