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Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by councy Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:16 pm
Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Any donations can be left in the designated bread baskets.
Thank You
Councy (aka Crazy Canuck)
The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Any donations can be left in the designated bread baskets.
Thank You
Councy (aka Crazy Canuck)
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Re: Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by resilient1 Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:36 am
That is too funny!!! Very cute! 
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Re: Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by MidnightRider Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:08 am
During times like this, sadly the rumors start coming out but it has been rumored that he and Sara Lee had a love child whom they referred to simply as Little Debbie.
It was said in his younger days he could have any woman he wanted because he was rolling in dough.
The last straw was when it came out that the Michelin Man was an illegitimate son and they made him re"tire."
To me, even more shocking was the audacity he had in being caught, of all places, in the kitchen at Pillsbury with a Ding Dong in his hand.
It was said in his younger days he could have any woman he wanted because he was rolling in dough.
The last straw was when it came out that the Michelin Man was an illegitimate son and they made him re"tire."
To me, even more shocking was the audacity he had in being caught, of all places, in the kitchen at Pillsbury with a Ding Dong in his hand.
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Re: Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by tcsace Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:27 am
MidnightRider wrote:During times like this, sadly the rumors start coming out but it has been rumored that he and Sara Lee had a love child whom they referred to simply as Little Debbie. It was said in his younger days he could have any woman he wanted because he was rolling in dough.
It was also rumored that he was made to re"tire" when it came out that the Michelin Man was an illegitmate son.
Also even more shocking was the audacity he had in being caught, of all places, in the kitchen at Pillsbury with Ding Dongs in his hand.
At the reading of the will, the bereaved Sara Lee was seen with The Sta-Puff Marshmallow Man. Also attending the reading was long time companion Whoopee Cushion who requested that everyone remained standing.
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Re: Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by rick152 Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:01 am
During the funeral his dog chips ahoy lay next to the coffin and would not leave until ken-L-ration came to get him
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by santafe Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:06 am
Before the doughboy passed away it was rumoured that he was going to co- host his own reality show with Mrs. Fields ... about dieting, with his first interview to be with Wheat Thins.
Some say his fondest desire was to host the Republican candidates starting with Fig Newton.
Some say his fondest desire was to host the Republican candidates starting with Fig Newton.
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Re: Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by Ponee Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:45 am
Omg, this is hilarious! Thank you guys for the early morning laugh!
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Re: Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by Jayzze Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:43 am
in honor of the dough boy i will have sara lee for breakfast
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Re: Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by tcsace Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:00 am
I am going for a walk this morning. When I am finished, I plan on having a Little Debbie, followed by a Krispy Kreme.
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by Ponee Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:34 am
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by 7freemom Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:58 am
Too Funny... tears of laughter... 
We've got some creative comedians here!!
We've got some creative comedians here!!
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Re: Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by santafe Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:12 pm
Councy.., great thread... so funny!
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Re: Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by Kevind53 Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:20 pm
LMAO!!!!
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Re: Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by councy Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:02 am
Your Welcome Sante Fe, I just wanted to make people smile 
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Re: Please observe a moment of silence to remember a beloved American Icon who has just passed away
by Purpleskyz Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:14 am
hahaha awesome! Now that is exactly what this site needs. More humor!
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by Alchemist Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:02 am
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They failed to mention that when the paramedics were there, they wrapped her head with Curlex, walked her to the ambulance, gave her a 5 mg vallium IM and transported per a changed call status of 'psych.' Patient was admitted and hospitalized for 72 hours of mandatory observation. She was eventually released as they determined she was not a threat to others...
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