You might be a Dinarian Addict if :

by g a p Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:11 am

You Might Be A Dinarian Addict If:

You answer the phone saying "Are we rich yet?".

You're counting dinar instead of sheep to rock yourself to
sleep

You check you chat room in the middle of the night

You're watching Al Jaezeera TV more than CNN and Fox News

You get excited when you hear the words "YOU'VE GOT
MAIL"

you suddenly care about politics!

You begin to plan exotic vacations without yet paying your
bills

You know when all the Iraqi holidays and prayer times are

YOUR ASKING IF THERE IS ANY NEW NEWS

You tell friend and family I can't talk about it

When rv no longer means driving a bus

You begin to "think big" and $5 million dollars
doesn't seem like that much money anymore..

you have more dinar then dollars!

When you start writing tributes to Okie in your dreams

you end every statement or conversations with the phrase
"Nuff Said!"

your standing in line at walmart with a shoppin cart full of
depends and the lil old lady next to you is given you the evil eye

You abbreviate all important phrases and companies into (3)

letters and know what they mean: IMF, UST, CBI, VND, IQD, IMO, WTF

when you put dinars out for santa istead of cookies

when you start telling your friends abot the bear, the
bulldog the scottig and okie!

you order t shirts for your entire family... nuff said,,,
and they ask ... what?/

You start worrying about a fire burning up your house-
because you have a fed ex envelope in it

when you call the bank and ask them if they know johnnywg
and bulldog.

if you started listening to world news and stock market stuff

when you count all your dinar many times throughout the day
just to make sure no one found your riches and stole some...

WHEN you come and ask your wife have we RVed yet

The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is go
to the CBI and other web sites to see if there has been a change in the Dinar

You have at least one dream a week of the Dinar coming in at
over 3$.

You wake up continuously throughout the night and hit the
refresh button

then hit it again just to make sure it actually refreshed...

You have given Dinars for Christmas and Birthday presents
for over 2 years.

the front door bell rings dinar dinar

You have stayed up late at least once because you were told
the Dinar would RV/RI that night.instead of ding dong

you sit up all night talking to people named bear bulldog
okie poppy etc

When you have your letter of resignation ready to go. You
just need to hit 'print’

you know how to divide 000000888 by 25000000000

no wait that's multiply …. no wait divide...and you sit up
all night doing every calculation possible just in case

You begin to wonder if there really is such a thing as
actual money

You have a dream that it RV'd and you really didn't buy
Dinar

When all relatives and friends meet to have you committed to
an Institution !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when its not christmas and you have a list of names

You stay up way past your bed time every night on chat, wake
up at 5 am for work, log in and wonder where everyone's at

Begin to really appreciate Joe Biden

Your banker is on speed dial

When instead of lifting weights you lift dinars becasue lets
face it your dinar stack is heavier then your weights

You have nuff said
cards for all the people that laughed at you about dinar scam

You know you a dinar aholic when you say good night for 100
days

when you beg the moderators to boot you off at 9:45 so you
can get to work on time

When you do not care what people say about you not getting
enough sleep at nights....

when they ask you at work......"How's that dinar thing
going......<laughing\>"

When you do not care about the DARK circles under your eyes

You have to get something done but you forgot what the someting
is,,, it's all about chat...

When you are still in your pj’s at 2pm and have forgotten
about lunch, much less dinner

when you call your dinarian friends and they answer the
phone with "are we rich yet"?

you have your pay check directly deposited into dinar
bankers bank account.

when someone mentions a rate and you think about how many
millions you will have

your answer always seem to be " not yet but the rumor
is tomorrow looks really good!"

Instead of punching your friend and saying slugbug when you
see a VW you now punch him when you see and RV and yell RV

You wonder how you could have sat in this same chair ... for
years... still believing

You know your a dinarian if your spouse is always saying
It's monday! Where's the RV?

dinarians that have lost faith...ask you "do you really
believe this is going to happen"? and you reply...without a doubt...Hopium....

You know you are a dinarian if you put off Christmas
shopping hoping the RV hits

your iq and your age totaled ..... are less that the number of millions you have
lost in reserves.

you have less than a Hundred in the bank but you spend all
your time looking on ebay for luxury cars, massive houses, boats and planes

When you tell the real Estate Guy … No I don't need a Mortgage
I will be paying cash

the tx realtor that says I will take commission in dinar to
people that are looking but waiting on RV to buy

YOU know you are a dinaraholic when ~ you have switched your cell phone plant
include unlimited text and minutes for all the dinar intel updates

Told my neighbor I was heading out to pickup some
dinar. Get back home and he is at the
kitchen table " Where's the food "

My wife Mary thinks i'm cheating when i tell her about a
possible"hook-up" with Okie........tonight!

You have 3 chat rooms open at one time while listening to
the latest recorded call at the same time; you've become the ultimate multi-tasker
and can even watch tv at the same time

when you know more about how the Iraq gov operates than your own
country's gov

you go to to cash in and you don't have to wear a disguise
because no one would recognize you any way with the bags under your eyes and
tussled hair and wrinkled clothes

when you call your subordinates at work, WINGMEN

the excel spreadsheet you have created depicting various
rate and tax scenarios, remains opened 24X7, as you update according to the
latest intel.

When you can’t wait to go to the bank to cash in but equally
excited to just prove to the bank tellers that you weren't crazy all along!

When everytime you hear a different rate you reach for your
calculator to check how much your dinar will total!

you have to clean coffee off your keyboard from laughing so
hard at all these crazy dinarian jokes

You watch a TV game show where the prize won was 160,000 and
everyone went wild and you just laughed and said... is that all !!

you read someone posted a low rate and think to yourself.....
oh no, if that’s true I might have to get more dinar to buy all the stuff I
want!

PapaJack … You know,
if we dinarians went out to eat and were over heard talking, they would think we
were like doctors and using terms most don't understand