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Post by katiesga Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:11 pm

Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have
some Texans up here who are causing some real problems.. They're
swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing
T-shirts instead of their robes; there's barbecue and picante sauce
all over everything, especially their T-shirts; their dogs are riding
in the chariots and chasing the sheep. They are wearing baseball
caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos.

They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean, and their boots are
marking and scuffing up the halls of Wisdom. There are watermelon
seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all overt the place. Some of them are
walking around with just one wing; and they insist on bringing their
darn horses with them."

The Lord said, Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all of my
children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil.."

So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone and says, "Hello --
hold on a minute." When he returns to the phone the Devil says,
"O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just
want to know what kinds of problems you are having down there with the
Texans." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on
something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone
and said. "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said,
"What kind of problems are you having down there with the Texans?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this...hold on!!!!"

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he returns he says,
"I'm sorry Gabriel -- I can't talk right now!! Red Adair has put out
the fire here and now Brown & Root is installing air conditioning!!!!"

Always remember .... TEXANS SURVIVE .... despite the odds against us!!!
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Texans and Heaven Empty Re: Texans and Heaven

Post by openmind Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:02 pm

“Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word. And there's an opening convey of generalities. A Texan outside of Texas is a foreigner.” ---Steinbeck

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Post by Alchemist Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:17 pm

Origin of the
Name Texas - The
Caddo Indians of
eastern Texas
called their group
of tribes the
"Tejas," meaning
"those who are
friends".

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Post by ntvtexan Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:27 pm

Well YEEE-HAW and a big H E L L Y E A from a Native Texan !

:cheers: Texans and Heaven 567726376 Texans and Heaven 312044658 Texans and Heaven 567726376 :cheers:

BBQ, Beer, and havin fun keeps EVERYBODY happy !!! Texans and Heaven 3973136183

Aww Loooook...even them little critters is gettin happy and Line Dancin !

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