Tony's annual holiday cheer

Ole Phony Tony has been off his form lately, sporadically throwing out his usual nonsensical proclamations and predictions, just not has often,

Could it be the shyster has gotten weary of the scam, or found something else better? Im sure the other gurus are getting nervous, without being able to suck off of Tony's Baloney. They recycle enough of the old garbage, but need fresh assurances for their Sheeple to keep them contributing. 

Anyway, rest assured Tony and his sidekick brother will send out colorful holiday greetings starting very soon, assuring everyone the RV could "happen at any minute", "They are at the banks", and "the call centers are on standby"

Attached and hopefully viewable is a picture of the scam artist himself, taken right before he was convicted of felony funny business.