Predictable Tony continues

Bumbling stumbling Rayren, a music major turned financial advisor, happened to post yesterday's session in a public forum. I had a boring 2 hour drive and decided to listen to it, even though I knew the very predictable format, and I was not disappointed at how textbook Tony was. 

After some initial attempts at flat humor, Phony Tony wandered into the usual blah blah blah of his monologue. He of course led off with the banks expecting "something" tomorrow to keep even the most weak minded listening, even though most had better things to do, like watching paint dry or digging out an old hang nail. I was driving through the countryside, so I hung in there, even though I had to roll down the window to stay awake. 

Anyway, I hate using quotations marks, but as usual: Tony talked to a high level "person" at a "bank" that was "excited " at the "rate" he saw on the "screen". He also threw in a predictable urban legend bank story saying a "person" went into a "bank" and saw a "rate" or $1.50 on the "screen". Amazingly, like all his other bank stories, the poor customer could only look at the phenomenal event helplessly from his seat and of course no more mention is made of it. 

If I had a dollar for every time....

Anyway, besides the usual drivel from the call in pumpers, things are the same in Renfrow Land. Duck and move, shuck and jive, report on the pronoun people and claim contacts in high ranking positions being excited and don't forget: IT COULD HAPPEN AT ANY MINUTE. But first, send in your donations.