Here's my guess

I have not done an algorithm on Tony's antics because I'm too pretty for math. However, here's my guess for this week's clown show brought to you courtesy of TNT superduper fantasticer dog and pony routine:

Tony will announce, either Monday or Wednesday, that a new window of opportunity is right around the corner, and historically, he  uses the 15th as the day of magic. He will amaze and delight you with supporting evidence that his high level pronoun people around the world have provided him and him alone in secret and encrypted messages. 

Then, of course, that he is angry because of the one hillion gazillion billion listeners, only five were stupid enough to contribute to the dog and pony show. He will threaten, naturally, to just do the show for private subscribers, even though most of his money is made off of the Twitter click bait. 

Don't forget to listen in breathless anticipation, as he tells his adoring listening audience that everyone, and I mean everyone, is excited and everyone is at the banks. He may also allude to the fact that thousands upon thousands of listeners stand ready with worthless currency clenched in their sweaty fists to dash to the fictional call centers. And by golly, right on cue, his clown car full of pumpers will slobber out their messages of hopium right quick. 

None of it will be true, mind you, but it will be fun.

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And, true to form, Tony is spouting off about a new "window" for the RV to happen. Its a regular rant he has when donations run low. I hope Twitter blows his follower numbers out of the water when the get rid of bots.