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Post by AZ41 Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:27 am

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.



"Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."



"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.



"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in heck and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."



"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.



"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."



And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to heck.



The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.



In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.



Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.



They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.



Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.



They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.



Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.



The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...”



So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.



"Well, then, you've spent a day in heck and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."



The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in heck."



So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to heck...



Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.



He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.



The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.



"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"



The devil smiles at him and says,

"Yesterday we were campaigning,



Today, you voted.."




Vote wisely on November 2, 2012
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Post by goose11 Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:59 pm

That is a funny joke funny... I have a question though.... it seeems you will not spell the word heck or even say it in your story(the word heck is substituted), yet the picture you have to represent yourself is of a half naked women with her hooters hanging out.

Your post and the picture picture seem to send a conflicted message. JMHO......

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Post by goose11 Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:04 pm

goose11 wrote:That is a funny joke funny... I have a question though.... it seeems you will not spell the word heck or even say it in your story(the word heck is substituted), yet the picture you have to represent yourself is of a half naked women with her hooters hanging out.

Your post and the picture picture seem to send a conflicted message. JMHO......

Sorry, made a mistake above. I meant to say....you will not spell the word "heck" or even say it in your story....

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Post by Terbo56 Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:08 pm

AZ41- I think both are great- don't take anybody elses post on this subject too seriously, They just need something to howl about because the RV is'nt here yet, you know what I mean? Some will enjoy it, others won't- Oh, well!
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Post by AZ41 Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:33 pm

LOL!! It changes it for me automatically on this site. I guess HE LL is a bad word. Smile

goose11 wrote:That is a funny joke funny... I have a question though.... it seeems you will not spell the word heck or even say it in your story(the word heck is substituted), yet the picture you have to represent yourself is of a half naked women with her hooters hanging out.

Your post and the picture picture seem to send a conflicted message. JMHO......
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