Pastor McCrary -To Dinarland Peeps 12/17/18

by **Ssmith** Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:13 am

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the DLANDS house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

The CURRENCY WAS UNDER NEATH THE BED with care,

In hopes that THE MIRACLE OF REDEMPTION WOULD soon would be there;

DINARLAND PEEPS were nestled all snug in their beds;

While visions of ZIM RATES danced in their heads;

And mamma in her 'kerchief, and ME with MY BIBLE in my LAP,

Had just settled our brains for a 2019 START AND LONG WINTERS nap,

When ON OUR PHONES there arose such a TEXT, SKYPE, CALL clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

LOOKING INTO MY PHONE I flew like a flash,

PUT IN MY PASSCODE and SAW SOMETHING FLASH

COULD IT REALLY BE, WE HAVE THE GO,

Gave a PRAISE TO JESUS CHRIST to FINALLY OUR FUNDS below,

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But a RATE ON THE DINAR, DONG, AND YES THE ZIM APPEARED

With RATES MOVING so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment THIS must be THE BLESSING JEHOVAH PROMISED US NOT SAINT NICK!

Pastor McCrary

by **Ethel Biscuit** Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:28 am

I don't know what's worse: Pisspoor McCrary's manspreading or his "poetry".

picking

by **Captain259** Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:59 am

ANOTHER---TONY and RAY---

Pastor McCrary -To Dinarland Peeps 12/17/18

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