Worldwide Celebrations as Iraqi Dinar Revalues 1:1000!

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Worldwide Celebrations as Iraqi Dinar Revalues 1:1000!

Iraq Banking & Finance News

Just as the dinar speculators predicted, Iraq has re-valued its currency 1000-fold, making dollar-millionaires of ordinary folk from Anbar to Arkansas!

The unprecedented 100,000% revaluation was welcomed by businesses all across the world, who saw nothing strange about paying $1,000 today for something that was priced at $1 yesterday. At the stroke of a pen, foreign companies now pay their cleaning staff in Iraq more than they pay board-level directors back at home.

Dozens of ‘investors’ in America partied the night away, as news of their windfall came through.

Billy Bob, from Alabama, exclaimed: “I knew it would happen, just like the Lord said it would!” When asked why he only invested $1,000 if he knew it would revalue, he declined to comment.

Peggy Sue, of Butte, Montana, said:

“Wooo hooo!!! I knew if I just said ‘Go RV!’ one more time on an internet forum that it would somehow make it all come true – you just have to believe hard enough!”

Asked what she would do with her gains, she replied:

“I’m re-investing. Cousin Cletus buys his bait from the same guy as a director of Goldman Sachs, and he said that one day these rocks he sold me will turn into gold. I know it’s a long-shot, but the upside is so large it’s worth gambling on, and I’m only going to give him what I can afford to lose, and take a long-term view, so that makes sense, right? Hey, I’m an investor, and investors take risks, and I’d just hate myself if I missed a golden opportunity like that. Go rocks!!”

An Iraqi government official told us off the record:

“It’s so obvious, with hindsight – we should have done it sooner. All we had to do to be richer was to say the currency is now worth 1,000 times more, and everyone would be willing to pay 1,000 times more for it. I mean, wouldn’t you?”

But one dinar seller, who asked not to be named, said:

“I’m devastated! If I really thought this was going to happen, do you think I’d have sold dinars at the old price? What sort of an idiot was I!”

Meanwhile, a special sitting of the United Nations General Assembly has been called to discuss this unprecedented shift in global power.

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THIS IS VERY RUDE SOME PEOPLE ARE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY ON TWITTER IF YOU DARE PUT THE LINK! OR LET ME SAY YOU STINK! :nono:PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH!....GET TO IT YOU ARE MISLEADING ?

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Well who's cashing out here, is someone rich, from this fake news? LOL,,,!!

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Whatever there are people who are believing this post!believe it or not!I GUESS YOU DON'T CARE ,???

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When they go down to the bank they will find out real quick, lol,,,

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LOL !!! I remember this! People bought into it back then and they're falling for it today, too. Thanks, Ssmith.

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It's the gift that just keeps giving. LOL

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Exogen at Stage3Alpha even put it out...

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Stage3Alpha:

Worldwide Celebrations as Iraqi Dinar Revalues 1:1000!

Posted by EXOGEN on April 1, 2015 at 1:25am

Just as the dinar speculators predicted, Iraq has re-valued its currency 1000-fold, making dollar-millionaires of ordinary folk from Anbar to Arkansas!

The unprecedented 100,000% revaluation was welcomed by businesses all across the world, who saw nothing strange about paying $1,000 today for something that was priced at $1 yesterday. At the stroke of a pen, foreign companies now pay their cleaning staff in Iraq more than they pay board-level directors back at home.

Dozens of ‘investors’ in America partied the night away, as news of their windfall came through.

Billy Bob, from Alabama, exclaimed: “I knew it would happen, just like the Lord said it would!” When asked why he only invested $1,000 if he knew it would revalue, he declined to comment.

Peggy Sue, of Butte, Montana, said:

“Wooo hooo!!! I knew if I just said ‘Go RV!’ one more time on an internet forum that it would somehow make it all come true – you just have to believe hard enough!”

Asked what she would do with her gains, she replied:

“I’m re-investing. Cousin Cletus buys his bait from the same guy as a director of Goldman Sachs, and he said that one day these rocks he sold me will turn into gold. I know it’s a long-shot, but the upside is so large it’s worth gambling on, and I’m only going to give him what I can afford to lose, and take a long-term view, so that makes sense, right? Hey, I’m an investor, and investors take risks, and I’d just hate myself if I missed a golden opportunity like that. Go rocks!!”

An Iraqi government official told us off the record:

“It’s so obvious, with hindsight – we should have done it sooner. All we had to do to be richer was to say the currency is now worth 1,000 times more, and everyone would be willing to pay 1,000 times more for it. I mean, wouldn’t you?”

But one dinar seller, who asked not to be named, said:

“I’m devastated! If I really thought this was going to happen, do you think I’d have sold dinars at the old price? What sort of an idiot was I!”

Meanwhile, a special sitting of the United Nations General Assembly has been called to discuss this unprecedented shift in global power.

The Central Bank of Iraq (CBI) has announced that the introduction of the new Iraqi currency has been further delayed due to teething problems with the cutting-edge technology that it will employ.

Radical new functionality including fingerprint recognition and near-field communication (NFC) promises to create a world-leading new monetary system, which will be the envy of governments around the world.

Several years of collaboration between the CBI, the World Bank, and Goldman Sachs, has made it possible to create a database to track the location and ownership of each dinar note, making the monitoring of transactions much easier.

Professor John Frink, of Springfield Heights Institute of Technology, who worked on the program, explained:

“Each note already has its own serial number, so it is a simple matter to set up a database to record the location and movement of each note.

“Near-field communication, which is already used in contact-less credit and debit cards, allows the notes to communicate with your mobile phone [cellphone] and relay information to our computers.

“Touch-sensitive paper can even record the user’s fingerprint, for additional peace of mind.“

A spokesman for the CBI, Dr al-Jolson, added:

“This is a new paradigm in the management of money supply, and probably the biggest development since fractional reserve banking.

“Electronic money is easy to monitor – we get daily logs of every transaction – but up to now, cash transactions were the missing link.

“The new system will make it so much easier for people to pay their taxes, both in Iraq and abroad.“

To launch the new currency, the CBI is planning a major ceremony early next year, which will be held at the ruins of the ancient city of Babylon. All major world leaders are expected to attend.

Current dinars will cease to be valid three months after the launch of the new notes, but up to that time they can easily be exchanged in person at any bank within Iraq; identification will be required and fingerprints will be electronically recorded.

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@GypZ wrote:: THIS IS VERY RUDE SOME PEOPLE ARE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY ON TWITTER IF YOU DARE PUT THE LINK! OR LET ME SAY YOU STINK! :nono:PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH!....GET TO IT YOU ARE MISLEADING ?

It's Aprii ! and that's April fools and anybody who believes the RV is a fool LMAOOOo Baghdad Invest even had pics of billboards and buildings with signs that it RVED LMAOOoo. It must of had u believing it Gypz since we've put out 1000s of tweets saying it RVED in the last 3yrs. i've even made fake TNT accs and had 100s of people calling Tony&Okie for the #800. I've always said that if you're dumb enough to believe the RV then I'm dumb enough to put out fake intel just like the gurus do........

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ok so you are ..saying you think these people are a joke right..! ok Then stop acting like you care about them! My point is made..

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These people that believes the gurus are like frogs being boiled slowly in water.

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How many are you rich from this fake news post of a Revaluation in Iraq? LOL,,, how many of you bought more dinar from this fake news report of a Revaluation in Iraq? Lol,,,,, how many of you sheep still believe this fake news report of a Revaluation in Iraq? You notice I'm not laughing now, why? It's because you are in serious trouble, if your answers are yes on my questions, & if you said yes on my first question your a lying guru.
Fortunately there is help, it's going to take a while to undo your brainwashed mind, but prayer & listening to the right people will take that veil off your eyes, if you don't you are doomed, the lies of the gurus are destructive, for your mental health, your spiritual health, even you physical health, believe me, I have seen it in other people, have heard testimonies from people that this RV had almost destroyed there lives, some it did destroy there lives, bankruptcy, divorce, yes even suicide attempts, & yes it has gone as far as suicide death. I have been in this for going on 10 years now, I have seen it all, heard it all.
Get help somehow before your life is destroyed.

Hey Everybody it's been a long time!!. Just checking up on everyone! I've been busy with life LOL miss you ALL!!!
ANY ONE RICH YET?
??? :yes: :nono:

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"Nick" I got your message you left ... man that SUCKS all contacts gone on your phone!

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Hey TNTBS...... About time you showed up. You've been missing all the FUN!!!

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@Ssmith wrote:: Hey TNTBS...... About time you showed up. You've been missing all the FUN!!!

Hey darling, I just posted a new post. Watcha think? should we do it??

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Hey Scotty, glad to see u here. It's been a while Now I'm getting suspended by twitter for abusing the cupcake snowflakes

Here's the joke I gave her and she told twitter I threatened her life with one of my jokes