Investing Tips From TNT's RED

by **Ssmith** on Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:27 pm

Remember Red from the other day? The WalMart employee who saw Okie riding on the kiddie airplane ride and is going to buy three spare tires w/her new Bentley, to save that $75,000 repair bill to have a flat fixed.

She's back with great tips on how not to lose your shorts when shorting the market. Or something like that.

Red wrote
21m ago
I sold my shorts today and netted $2,100 on the advice of my broker he said that I had done better than most of his clients I accidentally push the short button 3 days ago haha and now I'm looking for a place to get long

I will need to pay 35 percent tax on my game plus 40% penalty for using my IRA in an unlawful procedure without consulting my handler anyway I'll come out with an F to buy some hot dogs mustard for a picnic it was a fun ride down.

I couldn't stand to sit on the sidelines and watch this pull back in the market so I used finds out of my 401k without consulting and doing the right paperwork and 35 percent tax on the gain anyway live and learn next time I will have all of that done in advance for the next pullback or the next time the bear shows up

by **Kevind53** on Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:31 pm

by **Ssmith** on Wed Aug 26, 2015 1:08 am

Red must be celebrating her big killing in the stock market. Wonder if she get's an employee discount @ Walmart on a red wine.....in a box.

Red wrote
50s ago
I'm just playing having fun loving life and I'm on my second glass of red red wine soon I will be retiring for bed or I will dream wonderful dreams and let my body recuperate for my 6 hour shift at Walmart tomorrow

by **Ssmith** on Wed Aug 26, 2015 1:40 am

I think you've had enough for the night, Red!

Red wrote
17m ago
For calls ago Tony told us that the very best thing we could be doing is counting are Dinar and get ready for the currency exchange well I have now counted my Dinar 136 times and I still have 3 notes I've tried rearranging them throwing them up in the air and picking them up at every time I still come up with the same number 3

by **kenlej** on Wed Aug 26, 2015 1:42 am

by **kenlej** on Wed Aug 26, 2015 1:52 am

@ssmith wrote:I think you've had enough for the night, Red!

Red wrote
17m ago
For calls ago Tony told us that the very best thing we could be doing is counting are Dinar and get ready for the currency exchange well I have now counted my Dinar 136 times and I still have 3 notes I've tried rearranging them throwing them up in the air and picking them up at every time I still come up with the same number 3

Seriously I really didn't know there was people this dumb in the world let alone the USA. I can't fathom how she could leave her house alone let alone work on a job even a brainless job at Walmart LMAO