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PostSubject: How to Wash the Cat   Fri May 22, 2015 2:22 pm

This is simply too much of a time saver not to share !



1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom..

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.  You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.  Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times, this provides a ‘power-wash and rinse’.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.  Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean



Yours sincerely, The Dog !!  :okjh:

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PostSubject: Re: How to Wash the Cat   Fri May 22, 2015 7:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: How to Wash the Cat   Fri May 22, 2015 9:49 pm

I came close to that once ... we had a cat who was fond of watching running water. Well the self same cat decided to ummm ... let me put this politely ... attack dangling objects in the bathroom. Trust me, it's not an experience you would wish to repeat. Anyway, a few weeks later I was running a bath for my son, the cat jumped up on the edge of the tub to watch the water. It was far too easy a target. Did you know cats can almost walk on water? Key word being almost, he also ricocheted off of all three of the enclosure walls before streaking out of the bathroom. As for me, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing out loud. Revenge can be very sweet indeed.

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PostSubject: Re: How to Wash the Cat   Fri May 22, 2015 10:53 pm

Only you would do something cruel to an animal. Not surprised.
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PostSubject: Re: How to Wash the Cat   Sat May 23, 2015 8:59 am

Having 6 cats, I wish there was a simple way to bath cats !  Cats are NOT as clean as people say.  Especially when they are inside/outside cats.  I have 2 male cats that have NO CONCEPT of hygiene.  I will  contemplate the toilette method !  LOL!

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PostSubject: Re: How to Wash the Cat   Mon May 25, 2015 7:34 pm

Oh Ponee, I am sure you are kidding...but then again. no...just kidding.

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PostSubject: Re: How to Wash the Cat   Mon May 25, 2015 9:35 pm

Well that cat did something cruel to me it caused no serious harm and was a lot less painful for both of us than the tomato juice bath he got after tangling with a skunk .... he lived 20 years, in fact he outlived my first marriage so I guess I wasn't too hard on him.

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PostSubject: Re: How to Wash the Cat   Tue May 26, 2015 10:35 am


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PostSubject: Re: How to Wash the Cat   Tue May 26, 2015 2:45 pm

Self agitating I see .... but no spin dry and fluff? Twisted Evil

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