Bank Story #92

I've never had bank story until now! Whooohooo!

AFTER CALLER 919 ASKED TONY HOW WOULD THE BANK KNOW WHO SHE WAS, BECAUSE
SHE HAD ONLY PURCHASED CURRENCIES FROM STERLING?

HE STATED THEY WOULDN'T, SO I DECIDED TO TAKE MATTERS IN MY OWN HAND.

I CALLED THE NEAREST WF BRANCH, TEIR 1 BANK, AND SPOKE WITH THEIR WM.

I TOLD HIM THAT I KNEW THEY WEREN'T DOING CURRENCE EXCHANGE NOW, BUT
I KNEW IN THE NEAR FURTURE THERE WOULD BE A REVALUTION OF CURRENCIES
AND THAT I WOULD LOVE TO BE ON THE LIST,

HE ASKED ME TO HOLD ON THEN HE CAME BACK AND ASKED WHAT DID I HAVE,
WHEN I STARTED TO TELL HIM ALL I HAD, HE SAID WAIT LET ME GET YOUR NAME
AND NUMBER.

THEN HE STATED THAT SOMEONE WILL CALL ME MONDAY MORNING. 10:00 am
NOW BY THEN I WAS FEELING PRETTY LUCKY. SO. WHILE I HAD MY NERVES UP,
I SAID "SIR, I. HAVE A SISTER THAT HAS. PLENTY, IS THERE WAY SHE CAN GET ON THAT
LIST? HE SAID WHAT DO SHE HAVE? WHEN I TOLD HIM, HE ASKED WHAT'S. HER
NAME AND NUMBER?

THEY WILL GET BACK WITH BOTH OF US MONDAY MORNING AT 10:00 am.

WE ARE GETTING VERY CLOSE PEOPLE, HANG IN THERE!
[spoiler] I HAD TO EDIT TO LET YOU KNOW MY STORY IS IN THE SOUTH! I'M IN ARKANSAS. THANKS EVERYONE, WE WILL BE VERY CAREFUL!!!

-- Edited by Notthateasy on Saturday 25th of April 2015 11:33:42 AM

Another its going to be monday story to pump up weekend sales       

The stories are getting worse and worse...

Idiots ... they must be turning up the dosages in the Kool-aid

'Round-up' in their tomato juice-

WF has a teir 1 rated bank?  (Boy) I say (Boy)  do you mean tier 1 bank? What the heck is a tier 1 bank. I'm from Iowa and we have drive up's, walk in's, and ATMs,  tier 1 mean 1 story bank? I guess the caller could have been a woman, and not a man. TEIR 1 bank?????

There are tier one and tier two assets, but there are NOT tier one or two banks. That is just more guru poo poo.

'I say, I say, Boy, you got it all wrong, you're gettin' your info from the henhouse, read, I say read, boy,read a different news paper'!! -