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"NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
Sent to Dinar Daily by TD
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Well Ponee and gang I'm sure all of you have had enough with the gooorooo nonsense in Dinar land so I'm proposing the following "NEW RULES" :
NEW RULE : The word "imminent may only be used by gurus as he or she frantically dashes to the toilet for a massive "imminent" bowel movement !!
NEW RULE : Descriptions such as "superfantastic", "this is huge" "whoopoww" may only be used by gurus to describe the massive bowel movement they just dumped !!
NEW RULE : Failed predictions by gurus are now subject to judge and jury by the ISIS group.
NEW RULE : If an Rv does occur, Maliki must personally cover all the C/E's worldwide !!
NEW RULE : If by 2015 we don't have the RV, Iraq agrees to pay every dinar holder One Million US dollars. !!
NEW RULE : If we don't see the RV by 2015 every guru who predicted one must pay every dinar holder ONE MILLION DOLLARS !!
NEW RULE : Any guru who predicts wrong the rest of this year MUST be exiled to the south pole in 2015 !!
BEST REGARDS !!!
TD
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Well Ponee and gang I'm sure all of you have had enough with the gooorooo nonsense in Dinar land so I'm proposing the following "NEW RULES" :
NEW RULE : The word "imminent may only be used by gurus as he or she frantically dashes to the toilet for a massive "imminent" bowel movement !!
NEW RULE : Descriptions such as "superfantastic", "this is huge" "whoopoww" may only be used by gurus to describe the massive bowel movement they just dumped !!
NEW RULE : Failed predictions by gurus are now subject to judge and jury by the ISIS group.
NEW RULE : If an Rv does occur, Maliki must personally cover all the C/E's worldwide !!
NEW RULE : If by 2015 we don't have the RV, Iraq agrees to pay every dinar holder One Million US dollars. !!
NEW RULE : If we don't see the RV by 2015 every guru who predicted one must pay every dinar holder ONE MILLION DOLLARS !!
NEW RULE : Any guru who predicts wrong the rest of this year MUST be exiled to the south pole in 2015 !!
BEST REGARDS !!!
TD
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
I second the motion for these new RULES!!!!
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
HEY PONEE I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SO DOES MY LITTLE BROTHER BEAR BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :okjh: :juggle:
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
Yep, good thought and interesting rules. I wonder if we could include just one more?
The golden rule." NO nore planes, trains or banks stories. Submittal and publication of same will result in the immediate loss of computer service for that particular gooroo for a period less than and not limited to one year. Should the Dinar not have RV's in that time then the ban will be extended until 2525. These consequences will apply regardless of the outhouse habits of said gooroo.
The golden rule." NO nore planes, trains or banks stories. Submittal and publication of same will result in the immediate loss of computer service for that particular gooroo for a period less than and not limited to one year. Should the Dinar not have RV's in that time then the ban will be extended until 2525. These consequences will apply regardless of the outhouse habits of said gooroo.
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
here is the cardinal rule you shall not lie
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
:beach ball: :boat: A bit of levity always needed in the middle of Chaos .
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Sounds like a plan ...
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New Rules in Dinarland
Ok, Ok I get it about the new rules for guru's! How about the word "WOO HOO". I've been using that for years and now everyone else is. I'll have to find a new signature word for me!
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
But, then you would have nothing but silence. Yea, go for it!
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
In case you guys didn't catch on, TD took a page from "Real Time with Bill Maher" on HBO where he has a segment called "New Rule", a funny segment. Anyway it was fun and a few laughs which we need more of.
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
I don't watch Bil Maher so I would not have.
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
Kevin : I would have guessed that but maher actually has Republican guests on all the time . Just saying .
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
I know, but I do not like him personally so I do not watch him. I also do not watch Bill O'Reilly for the same reason.
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
Ponee wrote:Sent to Dinar Daily by TD
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Well Ponee and gang I'm sure all of you have had enough with the gooorooo nonsense in Dinar land so I'm proposing the following "NEW RULES" :
NEW RULE : The word "imminent may only be used by gurus as he or she frantically dashes to the toilet for a massive "imminent" bowel movement !!
NEW RULE : Descriptions such as "superfantastic", "this is huge" "whoopoww" may only be used by gurus to describe the massive bowel movement they just dumped !!
NEW RULE : Failed predictions by gurus are now subject to judge and jury by the ISIS group.
NEW RULE : If an Rv does occur, Maliki must personally cover all the C/E's worldwide !!
NEW RULE : If by 2015 we don't have the RV, Iraq agrees to pay every dinar holder One Million US dollars. !!
NEW RULE : If we don't see the RV by 2015 every guru who predicted one must pay every dinar holder ONE MILLION DOLLARS !!
NEW RULE : Any guru who predicts wrong the rest of this year MUST be exiled to the south pole in 2015 !!
BEST REGARDS !!!
TD
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Re: "NEW RULES" IN DINARLAND - By TD
Ah excuse me;
NEW RULE : If by 2015 we don't have the RV, Iraq agrees to pay every dinar holder One Million US dollars. !!
NEW RULE : If we don't see the RV by 2015 every guru who predicted one must pay every dinar holder ONE MILLION DOLLARS !!
NEW RULE : Any guru who predicts wrong the rest of this year MUST be exiled to the south pole in 2015 !!
It's too late for all this sit - cause it's 2017
NEW RULE : If by 2015 we don't have the RV, Iraq agrees to pay every dinar holder One Million US dollars. !!
NEW RULE : If we don't see the RV by 2015 every guru who predicted one must pay every dinar holder ONE MILLION DOLLARS !!
NEW RULE : Any guru who predicts wrong the rest of this year MUST be exiled to the south pole in 2015 !!
It's too late for all this sit - cause it's 2017
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