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Tuesday Morning Coffee
Good Tuesday Morning my DDD Friends!!! I hope everyone is up with a Smile on you face, if not I hope you will put one on, and you will feel better! Let's share some coffee and some good thoughts for the day!
Have some breakfast too! Get your day started off right!
Most important meal of the day...
Have some breakfast too! Get your day started off right!
Most important meal of the day...
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Makin' Plans...
Praise God for all things, and he will give us the desires of our hearts!
Horizon- Super Moderator
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Re: Tuesday Morning Coffee
I couldn't resist this......had to post it!
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Praise God for all things, and he will give us the desires of our hearts!
Horizon- Super Moderator
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Re: Tuesday Morning Coffee
You can’t change the whole world, and you certainly can’t change other people, but you do have the ability to change yourself. You can have a positive impact in your job, the people with whom you work, and the entire organization…the choice is up to you.
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Re: Tuesday Morning Coffee
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Purchasing a new bird
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.
The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"
Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"
Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.
"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.
When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"
The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"
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Re: Tuesday Morning Coffee
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Makin' Plans...
Praise God for all things, and he will give us the desires of our hearts!
Horizon- Super Moderator
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Re: Tuesday Morning Coffee
Thanks Horizon!!! And another great day ha s begun for the masses.
Looking into my smokey ball is see: Gurus making positively outlandish speculations; Okie positively making it to his plane; Bulldog being positively boorish; TerryK positively lying about everything; Tony finding out that positively life in jail is not fun; Little Red Riding Hood positively escaping from the Big Bad Wolf; and, lost but not least, Chicken Little being struck on the head by positively the softest section of sky (a cloud) and proclaiming that the RV is near!!!!!
A positive day? Why not?
Looking into my smokey ball is see: Gurus making positively outlandish speculations; Okie positively making it to his plane; Bulldog being positively boorish; TerryK positively lying about everything; Tony finding out that positively life in jail is not fun; Little Red Riding Hood positively escaping from the Big Bad Wolf; and, lost but not least, Chicken Little being struck on the head by positively the softest section of sky (a cloud) and proclaiming that the RV is near!!!!!
A positive day? Why not?
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