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For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke

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For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke

Post by Horizon on Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:45 pm

I just couldn't resist posting this!  Guess if you don't have horseshoes, you can use a toilet seat? lol....You might be a Redneck!!!!
 

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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke

Post by dinarling on Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:57 pm

horizon, you are a troublemaker, arencha? this picure is a insult to my sister dinoceros. you have shown her to be very Fat and then you have callt her a redneck. She is very fat and she is a redneck, but around these parts, we dont cotton to anybody who aint kin to her saying that kinda stuff. You take that back for you get sent to the glue factory!
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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke

Post by Horizon on Wed Sep 18, 2013 7:18 pm

@dinarling wrote:horizon, you are a troublemaker, arencha? this picure is a insult to my sister dinoceros. you have shown her to be very Fat and then you have callt her a redneck. She is very fat and she is a redneck, but around these parts, we dont cotton to anybody who aint kin to her saying that kinda stuff. You take that back for you get sent to the glue factory!
dinarling...I am so sorry, I was scared I was going to upset you!  It's one way to call you out of hiding!!!! 
 
I didn't call her fat, she is just a little fluffy!  I was referring to her being really smart to be able to find something to play horseshoes with, when you don't have horseshoes!  Hey really, I might could ring the peg with one of those toilet seats!

I thought you were proud to be a Redneck??? Or are you a Hillbilly????

Oh please don't send me to the Glue factory!!! I wouldn't make good glue!!!!

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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke

Post by alleyrose on Wed Sep 18, 2013 7:59 pm

No she is fat LOL!

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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke

Post by dinarstar on Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:30 pm

Noooo!!...not fat at all.... I would extend a "pleasantly plump" perhaps??

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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke

Post by PALMER01 on Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:43 pm

She's not fat, she just takes up 2 seats on the bus.
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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke

Post by alleyrose on Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:20 pm

Okaaaaay plump then I stand corrected Embarassed

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Re: For a Laugh...A Redneck Joke

Post by dinarling on Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:35 pm

sorry for threatening you with the glue factory, horizon...It's just I git real upset when people talk about sis. shoulda reelized you was just spoofin. no harm, besides you gave me a great excuse to drink a bunch of my newest batch of shine....WHOOOOOWHEEEEEE is it righteous.
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