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 PART THREE MOMS DICTIONARY

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PostSubject: PART THREE MOMS DICTIONARY   Sun May 12, 2013 6:47 pm




Part Three - A Mother's Dictionary

SWEATER: Magically charmed article of clothing that can ward away colds, flu and even pneumonia.

SUNDAY BEST: Attractive, expensive children's clothing made of a fabric which attracts melted chocolate and grape juice.

TEACHER CONFERENCE: A meeting between Mom and that person who has yet to understand her child's "special needs."

TERRIBLE TWO'S: Having both kids at home all summer.

"THAT WAY": How kids shouldn't look at moms if they know what's good for them. Also applies to how they talk.

TOWELS: See "FLOOR COVERINGS"

TRAMP: A woman with two kids and no stretch marks.

TROUBLE: Area of nonspecific space a child can always be sure to be in.


UMPTEENTH: Highly conservative estimate of the number of times Mom
must instruct her offspring to do something before it actually gets
done.

UNDERWEAR: An article of clothing, the cleanliness of which ensures the wearer will never have an accident.

UTOPIA: See "BUBBLE BATH"

VACATION: Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, too.


VITAMINS: Tiny facsimiles of cave people Mom forces you to swallow
each morning as part of her sinister plot to have you grow up to be
"just like Daddy."

WALLS: Complete set of drawing paper for kids that comes with every room.


WASHING MACHINE: Household appliance used to clean blue jeans,
permanent ink markers, loose change, homework, tissues and wads of gum.

"WHEN YOUR FATHER GETS HOME": Standard measurement of time between crime and punishment.

XOXOXOXO: Mom salutation guaranteed to make the already embarrassing note in a kid's lunch box even more mortifying.


XYLOPHONE: Small toy musical instrument often given as gifts to
children who show their appreciation by playing the stupid thing
constantly, over and over, all day long! See also "DRUMS"


YARD SALE: Heart-wrenching emotional process wherein Mom plans to sell
kids' outdated toys and clothing that she decides at the last minute
are treasured mementos she can't bear to part with.

"YIPPEE!": What Mom would jump up and shout if the school year was changed to 12 months. See also "YAHOO!"

ZILLION: Amount of times Mom must have gone to the supermarket already this week.

ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it.

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PostSubject: Re: PART THREE MOMS DICTIONARY   Sun May 12, 2013 7:08 pm

LOL !!!! These are fabulous !! Thank you so much for sharing!

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PostSubject: Re: PART THREE MOMS DICTIONARY   Sun May 12, 2013 7:25 pm

OK gotta bring them all together and print out to send to my mom-in-law ... good stuff we loved it!

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PostSubject: Re: PART THREE MOMS DICTIONARY   Sun May 12, 2013 7:40 pm

AHHHHHHH great!!! So glad I could bring a smile today -- I have kinda been busy and have not made a post in a while - was getting withdrawals bad lol <3 <3

((HUGS))) to everyone !!!!!



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“When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.” ― Wayne W. Dyer


To be persuasive, one must be believable;
To be believable, one must be credible;
To be credible, one must be truthful.

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