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PostSubject: Need Help?   Mon May 06, 2013 2:57 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Need Help?   Mon May 06, 2013 3:56 pm

what happens if you are all of the above?
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PostSubject: Re: Need Help?   Mon May 06, 2013 5:25 pm

Have fun ....

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PostSubject: Re: Need Help?   Mon May 06, 2013 5:29 pm

Commit suicide already-
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PostSubject: Re: Need Help?   Mon May 06, 2013 6:03 pm

Walk in front of a freight train?
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PostSubject: Re: Need Help?   Mon May 06, 2013 6:10 pm

HEY KEVIN WHAT IF YOUR OUT OF PAPER?????????????
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PostSubject: Re: Need Help?   Mon May 06, 2013 6:50 pm

Then you are in way too deep to worry about!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Need Help?   Mon May 06, 2013 7:23 pm

Yep- A 110mph Amtrak train, that'll make a mess of ya-
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PostSubject: Re: Need Help?   Mon May 06, 2013 7:31 pm

let okie take you for a ride in his jet
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PostSubject: Re: Need Help?   Mon May 06, 2013 7:44 pm

No, thanks, I've been to h-e-l-l twice-3rd time will be for life-
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