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If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line, the nice men with the black SUVs will be with you shortly.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
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Kevind53- Super Moderator
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Re: Need Help?
what happens if you are all of the above?
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Re: Need Help?
Have fun ....







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Trust but Verify --- R Reagan

"Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, in everything give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you."1 Thessalonians 5:14–18




Kevind53- Super Moderator
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Re: Need Help?
Commit suicide already-

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Re: Need Help?
Walk in front of a freight train?
aksafeone- Super Moderator
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Re: Need Help?
HEY KEVIN WHAT IF YOUR OUT OF PAPER?????????????



abby ann- VIP Member
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Re: Need Help?
Then you are in way too deep to worry about!!!!!
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Re: Need Help?
Yep- A 110mph Amtrak train, that'll make a mess of ya-

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let okie take you for a ride in his jet
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No, thanks, I've been to h-e-l-l twice-3rd time will be for life-

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