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PostSubject: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:23 pm

How to Install a Southern Security System.

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.


2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,



Betty Sue, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in
an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part, but
it was hard to tell from all the blood.



Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.


Better wait outside. Be right back.

- Cooter

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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:25 pm

That is a VERY good idea Uneek!! :cheers:

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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:28 pm

OMG OMG OMG OMG ----- I got all gold stars ----- omg omg omg !!!!

I am sooooo excited ------ !!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:32 pm

@UNEEK wrote:
OMG OMG OMG OMG ----- I got all gold stars ----- omg omg omg !!!!

I am sooooo excited ------ !!!!!

lol! lol! Congrats!

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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:22 pm

UNEEK!!!!THATS A VERY GOOD ONE!!!!!I LOVE IT!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:05 pm

That's like some of the property signs you can get at some farm implement stores, such as 'Trespasers will B persecuted 2 the ful extent of two mungrel dogs, which never was oversoshable 2 strangers, and 1 dubl burrl shotgun wich aint loaded wif sofa pillers- Damned if'n I ain't gittin' tired of this hail raisin on my place-Twisted Evil


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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:08 pm

UNEEK, Catherine and Terbo: You guys just made my day. Not many laughs today, so this was a great finish to an otherwise totally crappy day at the office. Thank you!

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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:05 pm

Seb- You are welcome- I'm sorry your day was not one you were looking forward to- There are better days ahead- Keep the faith, and keep your chin up-It can only get better from here-Very Happy :cheers:
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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:13 pm


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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:59 pm

@Kevind53 wrote:
GOOD ONE KEVIN!!!!I HAD A YELLOW LAB ONE TIME!!!IF YOU BORKE IN THE HOUSE AND TRIP OVER HER IT WOULD NOT BE PRETTY!!!!SOME SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN !!!BUT NOT MANDY!!!!!YOU COULD HERE HER SNOR!!!!! SO BAD YOU WOULD HAVE TO TURN UP THE TV!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:08 pm

Great post Kevin -- only thing is with these the only way you would get hurt would be in tripping over them to get to the door -- ha ha - they do not look too vicious --

By the spacing of the sleeping dogs one might just be able to step gently over them all and successfully get to the door undisturbed ha ha ha and lo -- this could be a booby trap for the pit bulls inside -- hummm?

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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:22 pm

@terbo56 wrote:
Seb- You are welcome- I'm sorry your day was not one you were looking forward to- There are better days ahead- Keep the faith, and keep your chin up-It can only get better from here-Very Happy :cheers:

Right you are, terbo. Tomorrow is a new opportunity for a better day. Thanks so much for your words of encouragement. ❤

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PostSubject: Re: INEXPENSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM   Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:31 am

I'm glad I could help out!! You are welcome!!Very Happy Very Happy :cheers:
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