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PostSubject: 2nd Annual Guru Roundtable 2012   Fri May 04, 2012 4:15 pm



Ok Guys, I pinched this from CxC and brought it over here.... why should they have ALL the fun? LOL..

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From Krucialmix at PTR:

2nd Annual GURU ROUNDTABLE - May 1, 2012
2nd ANNUAL DINAR GURU ROUNDTABLE
Jackson Hole, WY

May 1, 2012

In attendance at this roundtable: Gary, Dan, Tony, Adam Montana, Dinar Daddy, Okie, Bulldog, Hammerman, Blaino, CAP1, Doc, Bellagrits, Jonnywg, Bondlady, TerryK. and Frank26.

GARY: I am honored to be chairing this years Guru Roundtable so we could get all the intel on the table for all our fans. I am sure with the mind power in this room we can get a date and rate. Could everyone give me your PTR username?

GARY: Ok well, Blaino won the fill toss, so we’ll hear from him first. Go ahead caller, you’re on the line. Or I mean, you're up.

BLAINO: THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PLANETDINAR ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THE REVALUATION OF THE IRAQI CURRENCY, I AM JUST HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY AND I JUST NEED A FEW MORE MARKERS FOR THIS RV TO HAPPEN. I’M LOOKING FOR GREEN, IF ANYONE HAS THAT COLOR? [COUGH].

OKIE: OH SWEET JESUS, I’M GONNA GO NOW. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. HAS ANYONE HEARD OF KETCHUM, IDAHO? I JUST GOT 4 CALLS THAT IN KETCHUM IDAHO THE FOREX MACHINE (MACHINE) AT FIRST BANK ON WILLARD STREET SHOWS THE IQD AT $48.00.

DAN: Okie, those rates are insane. You realize that, right?

OKIE: MY INTEL IS 3 DAYS AHEAD. THIS HASN’T HAPPENED YET. BUT THERE IT IS, ON IDAHO’S FOREX! EVERYTHING ELSE SAID HERE TODAY IS “HORSE BISCUITS”.

DINAR DADDY: Talk about a doozie. I just wanted to share something with everyone. Has anyone heard of the Treasury Vault? I just found out about it today and it’s a wonderful company.

DOC: Don’t you own that Dinar Daddy?

DINAR DADDY: GO OWNING! GO I’M NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT! GO DINAR!

TONY: I just have to say that it’s a GREAT DAY. And the day’s not over yet. Tomorrow is a great day too.

OKIE: I JUST WANT TO CONFIRM WHAT TONY JUST SAID, MY INTEL IS 3 DAYS AHEAD AND I CAN SEE THAT TOMORROW IS IN FACT A GREAT DAY. I AM ONLY THE MESSENGER.

DOC: Are you calling it for tomorrow OKIE?

OKIE: GOOD MORNING AMERICA AND SHIPS AT SEA! I HOEP EVERYONE REALIZES THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE WORDS I JUST SAID.

JONNYWG: I HAVE JUST RENTED A U-HAUL, IF THAT DOESN’T TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING. WELLS FARGO HAS IMAGES OF DINARS HANGING FROM STRINGS ON THE CEILING THAT SAYS “CASH IN HERE” AT MY LOCAL BRANCH.

BELLAGRITS: This will absolutely positively not go past 2011.

DAN: I think you better check your calendar.

BONDLADY: Is it my turn yet? The RV is coming. We will soon all learn how wonderful Maliki is and what a snake Allawi is (Drops Mic and walks out of the room).

ADAM MONTANA: My window is now through September. Always has been since I started in this investment. Could we end up with zero? YES. Will we? NO, because if you’re a VIP member I will hand out money if it does not revalue!!! The VIP doors will be closing SOOOON!

HAMMERMAN: FOREX IS STATTING NOT BEFOR TUESDAY. I JUST GOT OFF THE FONE WITH HIM. SHABBI HAS FINAL CODEX BUT THEIR IS NO TIME LIMIT. 8 SOURCES CONFRIMED. 32 HAVE NOT CALLED ME BACK YET, AND 12 HAVE BLOCKED MY NMUMBER FOR SOME RESON.

DOC: Things are progressing quickly in Iraq. We are waiting to hear about the GOI announcement and Erbil. We report, you decide.

CAP1: ON MY WAY TO THE BANK AFTER THIS SUMMIT. BANKS HAVE CONFIRMED THEY WILL BE OPEN 24/7 AND THE CHASE BANK ON MARKET STREET HAS 4 CARS IN THE PARKING LOT—WHAT DOES THAT TELL YA? 4 CARS AND IT’S A MONDAY! HIGH LEVEL CASH IN MEETINGS YOU SEE. THIS CAN POP AT ANY TIME. RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOUR PANTIES ARE IN A WAD THIS MORNING!!

DAN: Well good morning everyone! It’s 10am here in California, that means it’s 1pm on the East Coast, I’m on my third cup of coffee…

TONY: DAN! WE’RE NOT STARTING A CALL. BUT IT IS A GREAT DAY!

FRANK: DELTA REPORTS THAT HIS TV SAYS “SERVICE DISCONNECTED FOR NO PAYMENT. CALL TIME WARNER TO REACTIVATE YOUR SERVICE”. I’M GONNA SING NOW, OK?

DINAR DADDY: Speaking of singing, if you sing the name “Treasury Vault” it has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? GO SINGING! GO VAULTING! GO DINAR!

BULLDOG: Okie is out of the country and sends his wishes.

OKIE: WE ARE CLOSER THAN A BAND AID ON A SCAB.

BULLDOG: WE ARE ON THE LIP OF THE CUP. DONG IS $26.

OKIE: MY SATELLITE PHONE JUST TOLD ME WE ARE APPROACHING $100 PER DINAR IN LAPORTE, IN. IN COUNTRY RV JUST OCCURRED. THIS IS MY ONE AND ONLY PREDICTION! NO STUPID QUESTIONS OR I'M OUTTA HERE. NUFF SAID.

BLAINO: I NOW KNOW THAT WHALES ARE CASHING IN. THEY ARE LOPPING A ZERO OFF THE NOTES. COME ON PEOPLE, DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE 1000X RETURN?

HAMMERMAN: Tell the truth Blaino. One zero LOP and we still will make good money with $72 rate.

BLAINO: What are you talking about Hammer? I never said anything about a LOP of a zero! THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PLANETDINAR WARNING…

TERRYK: I just want to say thank you for including me in this roundtable. I am still relevant, right? Anyone? The gazette is in the budget.

JONNYWG: I just received a tweet from Allawi, it has happened BUT DON’T CALL YOUR BANK. (ON PHONE: Hello Wells Fargo, this is Jonnywg… hello? hello?)

FRANK: Would you mind teaching me how to tweet Jonny? It looks fun.

DINAR DADDY: We are all headed toward socialism.

ADAM MONTANA: Use discount code “Socialism” at my site for a discount on my CASH OUT GUIDE everyone!

BULLDOG: OMG, I just got a text. We will only have ½ hour to cash in. Confirmed!

JONNYWG: That can’t be true, with 238 countries RV’ing there’s no way?

DAN: Ummm..How many countries are in the world? Cause I don’t think…

GARY: Well, I THINK WE SHOULD SCHEDULE ANOTHER MEETING SO THAT WE CAN DECIDE ON A DATE TO HAVE THE NEXT MEETING ABOUT DECIDING ON A DATE AND RATE.

DOC: Agreed, We report, you decide.

At this time, the roundtable meeting adjourned, just like the GOI, without any positive results.

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This is a follow up to the October 2010 Roundtable which was just as pointless!

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PostSubject: Re: 2nd Annual Guru Roundtable 2012   Fri May 04, 2012 4:42 pm

Thanks Ponee for "borrowing" this from CXC. See I knew they had a sence of humor over there LOL But this one great example of How really close we are...afterall it must be cuz dey al sayed itso LOL

This is way to funny. Sad that these things have been put up for us to feed on but Funnnnny

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PostSubject: Re: 2nd Annual Guru Roundtable 2012   Fri May 04, 2012 4:59 pm

Oh my, what a great piece of satire. Whoever wrote this did a masterful job of capturing the essence of each character. It's in good fun, and no actual gurus were harmed in the making of this bit.

lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: 2nd Annual Guru Roundtable 2012   Fri May 04, 2012 5:52 pm

Tooooo good!!

lmao lmao lmao

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PostSubject: Re: 2nd Annual Guru Roundtable 2012   Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:25 am

@Ponee wrote:


Ok Guys, I pinched this from CxC and brought it over here.... why should they have ALL the fun? LOL..

Ponee

From Krucialmix at PTR:

2nd Annual GURU ROUNDTABLE - May 1, 2012
2nd ANNUAL DINAR GURU ROUNDTABLE
Jackson Hole, WY

May 1, 2012

In attendance at this roundtable: Gary, Dan, Tony, Adam Montana, Dinar Daddy, Okie, Bulldog, Hammerman, Blaino, CAP1, Doc, Bellagrits, Jonnywg, Bondlady, TerryK. and Frank26.

GARY: I am honored to be chairing this years Guru Roundtable so we could get all the intel on the table for all our fans. I am sure with the mind power in this room we can get a date and rate. Could everyone give me your PTR username?

GARY: Ok well, Blaino won the fill toss, so we’ll hear from him first. Go ahead caller, you’re on the line. Or I mean, you're up.

BLAINO: THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PLANETDINAR ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THE REVALUATION OF THE IRAQI CURRENCY, I AM JUST HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY AND I JUST NEED A FEW MORE MARKERS FOR THIS RV TO HAPPEN. I’M LOOKING FOR GREEN, IF ANYONE HAS THAT COLOR? [COUGH].

OKIE: OH SWEET JESUS, I’M GONNA GO NOW. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. HAS ANYONE HEARD OF KETCHUM, IDAHO? I JUST GOT 4 CALLS THAT IN KETCHUM IDAHO THE FOREX MACHINE (MACHINE) AT FIRST BANK ON WILLARD STREET SHOWS THE IQD AT $48.00.

DAN: Okie, those rates are insane. You realize that, right?

OKIE: MY INTEL IS 3 DAYS AHEAD. THIS HASN’T HAPPENED YET. BUT THERE IT IS, ON IDAHO’S FOREX! EVERYTHING ELSE SAID HERE TODAY IS “HORSE BISCUITS”.

DINAR DADDY: Talk about a doozie. I just wanted to share something with everyone. Has anyone heard of the Treasury Vault? I just found out about it today and it’s a wonderful company.

DOC: Don’t you own that Dinar Daddy?

DINAR DADDY: GO OWNING! GO I’M NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT! GO DINAR!

TONY: I just have to say that it’s a GREAT DAY. And the day’s not over yet. Tomorrow is a great day too.

OKIE: I JUST WANT TO CONFIRM WHAT TONY JUST SAID, MY INTEL IS 3 DAYS AHEAD AND I CAN SEE THAT TOMORROW IS IN FACT A GREAT DAY. I AM ONLY THE MESSENGER.

DOC: Are you calling it for tomorrow OKIE?

OKIE: GOOD MORNING AMERICA AND SHIPS AT SEA! I HOEP EVERYONE REALIZES THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE WORDS I JUST SAID.

JONNYWG: I HAVE JUST RENTED A U-HAUL, IF THAT DOESN’T TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING. WELLS FARGO HAS IMAGES OF DINARS HANGING FROM STRINGS ON THE CEILING THAT SAYS “CASH IN HERE” AT MY LOCAL BRANCH.

BELLAGRITS: This will absolutely positively not go past 2011.

DAN: I think you better check your calendar.

BONDLADY: Is it my turn yet? The RV is coming. We will soon all learn how wonderful Maliki is and what a snake Allawi is (Drops Mic and walks out of the room).

ADAM MONTANA: My window is now through September. Always has been since I started in this investment. Could we end up with zero? YES. Will we? NO, because if you’re a VIP member I will hand out money if it does not revalue!!! The VIP doors will be closing SOOOON!

HAMMERMAN: FOREX IS STATTING NOT BEFOR TUESDAY. I JUST GOT OFF THE FONE WITH HIM. SHABBI HAS FINAL CODEX BUT THEIR IS NO TIME LIMIT. 8 SOURCES CONFRIMED. 32 HAVE NOT CALLED ME BACK YET, AND 12 HAVE BLOCKED MY NMUMBER FOR SOME RESON.

DOC: Things are progressing quickly in Iraq. We are waiting to hear about the GOI announcement and Erbil. We report, you decide.

CAP1: ON MY WAY TO THE BANK AFTER THIS SUMMIT. BANKS HAVE CONFIRMED THEY WILL BE OPEN 24/7 AND THE CHASE BANK ON MARKET STREET HAS 4 CARS IN THE PARKING LOT—WHAT DOES THAT TELL YA? 4 CARS AND IT’S A MONDAY! HIGH LEVEL CASH IN MEETINGS YOU SEE. THIS CAN POP AT ANY TIME. RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOUR PANTIES ARE IN A WAD THIS MORNING!!

DAN: Well good morning everyone! It’s 10am here in California, that means it’s 1pm on the East Coast, I’m on my third cup of coffee…

TONY: DAN! WE’RE NOT STARTING A CALL. BUT IT IS A GREAT DAY!

FRANK: DELTA REPORTS THAT HIS TV SAYS “SERVICE DISCONNECTED FOR NO PAYMENT. CALL TIME WARNER TO REACTIVATE YOUR SERVICE”. I’M GONNA SING NOW, OK?

DINAR DADDY: Speaking of singing, if you sing the name “Treasury Vault” it has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? GO SINGING! GO VAULTING! GO DINAR!

BULLDOG: Okie is out of the country and sends his wishes.

OKIE: WE ARE CLOSER THAN A BAND AID ON A SCAB.

BULLDOG: WE ARE ON THE LIP OF THE CUP. DONG IS $26.

OKIE: MY SATELLITE PHONE JUST TOLD ME WE ARE APPROACHING $100 PER DINAR IN LAPORTE, IN. IN COUNTRY RV JUST OCCURRED. THIS IS MY ONE AND ONLY PREDICTION! NO STUPID QUESTIONS OR I'M OUTTA HERE. NUFF SAID.

BLAINO: I NOW KNOW THAT WHALES ARE CASHING IN. THEY ARE LOPPING A ZERO OFF THE NOTES. COME ON PEOPLE, DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE 1000X RETURN?

HAMMERMAN: Tell the truth Blaino. One zero LOP and we still will make good money with $72 rate.

BLAINO: What are you talking about Hammer? I never said anything about a LOP of a zero! THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PLANETDINAR WARNING…

TERRYK: I just want to say thank you for including me in this roundtable. I am still relevant, right? Anyone? The gazette is in the budget.

JONNYWG: I just received a tweet from Allawi, it has happened BUT DON’T CALL YOUR BANK. (ON PHONE: Hello Wells Fargo, this is Jonnywg… hello? hello?)

FRANK: Would you mind teaching me how to tweet Jonny? It looks fun.

DINAR DADDY: We are all headed toward socialism.

ADAM MONTANA: Use discount code “Socialism” at my site for a discount on my CASH OUT GUIDE everyone!

BULLDOG: OMG, I just got a text. We will only have ½ hour to cash in. Confirmed!

JONNYWG: That can’t be true, with 238 countries RV’ing there’s no way?

DAN: Ummm..How many countries are in the world? Cause I don’t think…

GARY: Well, I THINK WE SHOULD SCHEDULE ANOTHER MEETING SO THAT WE CAN DECIDE ON A DATE TO HAVE THE NEXT MEETING ABOUT DECIDING ON A DATE AND RATE.

DOC: Agreed, We report, you decide.

At this time, the roundtable meeting adjourned, just like the GOI, without any positive results.

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This is a follow up to the October 2010 Roundtable which was just as pointless!


In attendance at this roundtable: Gary, Dan, Tony, Adam Montana, Dinar Daddy, Okie, Bulldog, Hammerman, Blaino, CAP1, Doc, Bellagrits, Jonnywg, Bondlady, TerryK. and Frank26.
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PostSubject: Re: 2nd Annual Guru Roundtable 2012   Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:16 am

This is pretty funny, but these guys ripped me off. In October of 2011 I did a post called The Douchebag Summit. Interestingly enough three of them did in fact go to prison.

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Okay, I guess our little blog made an impact on dinar sales and put a hurt on the pumpers and dealers so a few of them contacted me and asked if we could all meet and talk this dinar thing over like adults? I said "sure", and then contacted my buddies Ace and Bruno who work weekends as bouncers at the topless joint down the street. I told them I needed them to have my back when I meet with these douchebags who might very well have it in for me. After getting fitted for a wire and obtaining a conceal and carry permit Ace, Bruno, and I headed off to Toledo, Ohio to have a short encounter with these clowns. It was a lively couple of hours. Intel was shared, viewpoints expressed, a few insults were exchanged, but fortunately no assaults or threats of bodily harm. Here's an excerpt from the summit.

Frank Villa: "Well Aloha there brother! God bless you! You know the Lord Jesus ...."
Checkmate: "Oh can it, Frank!!! Let's get down to business! You're making things difficult for us, Sam!"
Me: "Well, that's sort of the idea. You guys are douchebags."
Checkmate: "That may be true, but we're just trying to make a buck here. No real harm in that."
Enorrste: "Vodka anyone?"
Rudy Coenen: "None for me, thanks. Can't drink alcohol."
Adam Montana: "I'm gonna sue you, Sam! You said my Belize plan is a scam!"
Me: "Adam how are you gonna sue me without revealing your true identity?"
Adam Montana: "Well I've got the best attorneys money can buy, and they tell me I can!"
TerryK: "Hey everybody, they just RV'd in Canada!"
Brad Huebner: "Shut up, Terrence! Sam, why did you have to publish that story about the IRS raid on the BH Group?"
Me: "Well Brad it's what I do. I tell the dinar community what you douchebags are up to so they can make an informed decision about who they want to do business with."
Rudy Coenen: "Well now I have people asking for a refund on their hedge funds."
Me: "Good. You shouldn't have been taking that money in the first place."
Gankans: "I'm hungry. Anybody wanna order a pizza?"
Okie: "I'll order it. I've got great contacts in the pizza bidness."
Tony TNT: "Sam that YouTube video of me showing people how to bullshit their way to successful network marketing wasn't meant to be seen by the dinar crowd."
Me: "Well too bad, Tony. You put yourself out there with all your BS intel so I thought people should know what you were up to."
Gankans: "Pepperoni, olives ...."
Adam Montana: "So Sam, are you going to take that stuff about me off your blog?"
Me: "Hadn't planned on it Adam. In fact, I'm looking for more."
Gankans: "No anchovies!"
Enorrste: "Well I certainly hope you're not going to tell everybody about my past. I mean I would hate to have people learn about my exploits in the congo and my years working undercover for the CIA in eastern Europe to help bring down the Iron Curtain ..."
Me: "Enorrste you never worked for the ..."
Okie: "Okay folks listen up! I just got off the phone and the pizza is done! It'll show up at any time now. The rate is $17. Thank you Jesus!"
Frank Villa: "Then Shabibi said to Maliki ..."
SteveI: "Blessings on you Okie. Blessings on us all."
Checkmate: "You're really getting on my nerves, Steve."
SteveI: "Burn in hell, Check! You and Tony can just burn in hell!!!"
Breitling: "So the pizza's coming? Great! While we wait let's accumulate."
Rudy Coenen: "Accumulate what?"
Breitling: "I don't know. I just like to say that."
Roger Dorman: "Anybody wanna buy a safe?"
Sonny1: "I've had it! I'm outta here. You idiots aren't worth my time!"

As you can see we got about as much resolved as the Iraqis do in a typical meeting of parliament. But as least we're talking, and that's important. Hopefully the next summit will be a little more productive. Ace, Bruno, and I are looking forward to meeting with all of these guys again, provided they're not in prison. ;-)


http://dinardouchebags.blogspot.com/2011/10/the-douchebag-summit.html

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PostSubject: Re: 2nd Annual Guru Roundtable 2012   Sun Dec 25, 2016 9:44 am

That's some good stuff!  LOL!
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